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Mr. Fantasticreep

June 27, 2013

So I was catching up on my reading by brushing up on my Fantastic Four history when I began to notice something about the leader of their group, Mr. Fantastic.

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He’s kind of a dick. And he’s kinda creepy too. And whats he a “doctor” of anyways? So I decided to do my top 10 countdown of the super creepy moments with the super creepy hero; Mr. Fantastic.

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Vol. 1 #15 “The Mad Thinker and his Awesome Android”

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He’s always slinking around inside of stuff

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Vol. 1 #14 “The Sub-Mariner Strikes”

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And there he is slinking through air vents and under doors again. Ew.

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Vol.1 #13 “The Menace of The Red Ghost”

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When no-one is around he’s in his lab wearing a stretchy bondage suit.

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Vol.1 #11 “A Visit With The Fantastic Four”

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He cruelly tortures his best friend (whom he turned into a monster!) with a “cure” that just quite never seems to work…

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(And who seems to bear a striking resemblance to TV’s own Craig T. Nelson this issue)

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Vol.1 #10 “The Return of Doctor Doom”
I mean, cripes! Look at the cover?!

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Creepy, creepy, creepy and yes, creepy.

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Vol.1 #8 “Prisoner of the Puppet Master”

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Reed obviously has no problems with straight up murdering people.

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Vol.1 #6 “The Diabolical Duo Join Forces”

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He randomly scares the shit out of kids by popping in through their bedroom windows

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Vol.1 #4 “The Coming of the Sub-Mariner”

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He randomly plucks bikers off their motorcycles and walks away without an apology. Wtf Reed?

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Vol.1 #2 “Skrulls From Outer Space”

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Well, aside from the dick moves he’s displaying above, he pulls the ultimate mind fuck on these hapless Skrulls:

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He hypnotizes them into believing they’re freakin’ cows! How fucked up is that?!? Too bad it’ll bite him in the ass about 20 years later in FF annual #17…

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Vol.1 #1 the origin of “The Fantastic Four”

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As history clearly shows, he couldn’t have cared less about the safety of his friends by not properly shielding the rocket ship he built that took them on that fateful trip into outer space. And don’t you worry poor ol’ Ben Grimm, you’ll find out soon enough.

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Then, after all the trauma he’s caused his best friend, his girl friend and her kid brother, he has the audacity to call himself “Mr. Fantastic“! What a DICK!

Special mention goes out to a few later issues as well:

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Vol.1 #88. Apparently when Reed gets excited he grows two left hands.

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Vol.1 #152. Hmmm. Looks like he grew another hand. A third hand.

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Vol.3 #3…I mean, ew! What is he doing???

He’s creepy. Mr. Fantastdick

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One Comment
  1. Less permalink

    Hahaha, you really got an eye for detailed perversion…

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